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Friday, January 8, 2010

The Troll


Myth-The origin of trolls begins in Scandinavia. Trolls looooooove to eat humans, billygoats, and other animals.
Description-From the old run of the mill "under the bridge" trolls to the ones found on Dora the Explorer, there are several different types of troll. They are found all over the world. All trolls look about the same; They are very tall with long arms, sharp teeth, beady eyes, and are quite warty. I'm pretty sure that trolls would fail a child's IQ test, they are dumb as rocks.
Destruction-One way to kill a troll is to steal his club and bonk him on the head. This however can be quite risky, especially if you're dealing with a female, which guard their clubs like their children. Because some trolls are regenerative, the preferred method of trollish destruction is good ol' FIRE. Just remember, "When in doubt, burn it out."

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Olivia Winslow is a monsterologist, researcher of all arcane, occult, and mythological things.

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